Friday Funnies

Now for the Friday Funnies. Don't want to be late. hehehe!

Friday Funnies is hosted by my dear friend, Kim of Homesteader's Heart

Without much ado, here are my funnies for today...

These are jokes from a comedy movie that's just being played in theaters today in the Philippines. All translated from Tagalog.

1.) An industrious/hardworking child, when becomes a grown-up, will be tired.

2.) Tell me who your friends are and I'll tell you who my friends are so that they'll all be friends.

3.) Practice makes perfect but nobody is perfect so why practice?

Okay I don't know how much you are familiar with these jokes but in Tagalog, they're a lot funnier! It's kind of difficult to translate and without the tone so forgive me if I was too corny. hehehe! Anyway, I need to add some more. I hope these won't make you cry. hehehe!

*Heredity*

Father, Mother and their 3 sons, John (the oldest), Mike (middle) and Steve (youngest) are conversing around the table after dinner. The subject of traits of parents being passed on to children comes up.

The Father says, "John has my eyes, Mike has my creativity, and Steve has my intelligence."

Steve responds, "Daddy, what's intelligence?"

*Thanks to Pastor Tim for this joke!*
http://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh

*Parachute Training*

I volunteered recently to perform a parachute jump for charity. On our first day of training, the instructor made an important point about preparing for landing at 300 feet.

"How do you know when you're at 300 feet?" asked one woman.

"A good question," replied the instructor. "At 300 feet you can recognize the faces of people on the ground."

The woman thought about this for awhile before saying, "What happens if there's no one there I know?"

*Thanks to Pastor Tim for this joke!*
http://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh

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