Saturday, January 3, 2009

Friday Funnies


Friday Funnies is hosted by my dear and funny friend, Kim of Homesteader's Heart

*Snack Costs*

My friends and I had joined a weight-loss organization. At one meeting the instructor held up an apple and a candy bar. "What are the attributes of this apple," she asked, "and how do they relate to our diet?"

"Low in calories" and "lots of fiber" were among the answers.

She then detailed what was wrong with eating candy, and concluded, "Apples are not only more healthful but also less expensive. Do you know I paid seventy-five cents for this candy bar?"

We stared as she held aloft the forbidden treat. From the back of the room a small voice spoke up, "I'll give you a dollar for it."

*Thanks to Pastor Tim for this joke!*
http://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh

*Car Moving*

It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: "Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may begin snow plowing."

Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: "Will the twelve hundred students who went to move 26 cars please return to class."

*Thanks to Pastor Tim for this joke!*
http://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh

I don't know if that was funny but I surely hope you're enjoying your days and nights with GOD.

GOD BLESS YOU ABUNDANTLY! GOD LOVES YOU ALWAYS!

ALL THE GLORY BELONGS TO GOD ALONE!!!

P.U.S.H.

When you feel GOD's love, OVERFLOW WITH LAUGHS!

3 comments:

Homesteader in Training said...

Oh my friend, those were hilarious. I loved the first one especially lol. I would probably be that person offering a dollar for it lol.
Thanks for sharing some laughter today.
Hugs to you!!!

~hon~ said...

Oh me too. hahaha!

I wouldn't care for an apple but I sure love apple juice.

Thank you for visiting my funnies. Late again though. hehehe!

Omah's Helping Hands said...

I can see both of those happening. Hee hee. Very good ones. Thanks for sharing!