Friday, February 13, 2009

Friday Funnies

Friday Funnies is hosted by my dear friend, Kim of Homesteader's Heart

Acts 2:38

A woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church
services , when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in
the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled: 'Stop! Acts 2:38!'
(Repent and be Baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ , so that your
sins may be forgiven.)

The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police
and explained what she had done.

As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar:
'Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a
scripture to you.'

'Scripture?' replied the burglar. 'She said she had an Ax and Two 38s!'

Send this to someone who needs a laugh today and remember: Knowing
scripture can save your life - in more ways than one!

--
In Christ,
Heather

Thought 4 the day

This was sent to me by my friend, Heather Armstrong. Hope you enjoyed and do your "Memory Verses" so you can use them against the enemy and for winning souls for CHRIST! GO GO GO!

Make an impact. Make a difference. Make a ripple. Tip the scale.

GOD BLESS YOU ABUNDANTLY! GOD IS ALWAYS WITH YOU - NO MATTER WHAT!

ALL THE GLORY BELONGS TO GOD ALONE!!!

P.U.S.H.

When you feel GOD's love, OVERFLOW WITH FUNNIES!

4 comments:

Homesteader in Training said...

OH that's funny. I hope I never have to use it that way though! LOL.
Happy Friday.
Kim

LAURIE said...

The Word of God - it is sharper than a two edged sword (or any other device for stopping a crime). Loved it. Happy Friday!

Marsha said...

Oh now THAT's funny! Gotta remember that one.

Laurie Ann said...

I love it! Powerful verse to memorize, too!