My Desire: To Make You Smile Today

#1

Boy: Can I buy some grapes?
Vendor: We don't have grapes.
Next day...
Boy: Sir, can I buy some grapes?
Vendor: I already told you, we don't have grapes! If you ask again, I'll staple your lips!
Next day again...
Boy: Sir, do you have a stapler?
Vendor: None.
Boy: Can I buy some grapes?

#2

An adulterous husband died. In the requiem mass, the priest said about the deceased, "An honest man, a good man, a family man" et cetera. The widow whispered to her eldest child, "Kindly peek at the coffin if it's your dad in there."

#3

Husband: What's for dinner?
Wife: There on the table, you choose!
Husband: One piece of tuyo (small dried fish)? What am I going to choose from?
Wife: You choose whether you'll eat or not!

My sister was reading aloud these jokes to me from the Light Touch magazine. Hope they made you laugh or even just smile a bit to lighten up your day.

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